It's a French toaster, but it doesn't make French Toast.

Isn't it beautiful ? There are more complicated toasters. Expansive multi-slice toasters. Involved, industrial, incandescent, heavy metal, high horsepowered, brutal, bagel browning behemoths. But nothing quite so lovely as this simple, standard, 2-slice french toaster ( that doesn't make french toast ). A gift from Madame Z, who saw me lusting after its picture in Elle a Table, and in person at Adriana's Caravan in the Grand Central Market. It was there on display with several of its slightly less enchanting brethren ( where Z picked this particular item up, we couldn't find it anywhere else in the area ).
From Pylones